Comfy Couch Surfer Prints

"This love seat stinks!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Low-Energy Drinks

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Binge Watch

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Exercise vs Laxative.

"There's the remote!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Comfy?"

'We added on to the couch.'