Cozy Couch Surfer Prints

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Low-Energy Drinks

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Binge Watch

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Common Sutra.

My comfort zone

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

World Cup reactions

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

'We added on to the couch.'