Comfort Vs Style T-Shirts

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

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