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Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Kids Gang.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'

Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Sunglasses Wardrobe

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

'Well, I find it intimidating. I mean, any minute they could fall down completely!'

'I don't know why, with a face that ugly he has to underline it.'

'I've found black to be a very slimming color.'

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

'Perfect! I'll take them.'

"If you knew how many times I changed my clothes before coming here, you wouldn't ask me to take them off."

"Frankly, Edna, I think it's more noticeable than your shoes not matching your dress."

Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'She must have spent a fortune on achieving that unspoilt, natural look!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with."

So Last Season Clothes

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'