Comfort Vs Style Gifts

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pet a Puppy

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Lumbar support animal

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"