Comfort Gifts

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

Seemed like winter would never end.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance to a 'Starbucks'."

"Man, this telemedicine thing is great -- I don't even have to put my pants on!"

Comfort zone

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

Pet a Puppy

"Yes, I DO work from home. How do you know?"

"I don't like roughing it..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

In Case of Emergency, Take Me Out, Hug Me And Cry.

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

Introducing the Tofuton

Now with reclining pews.

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Make him warm and comfortable...