Comfort Gifts

Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

"Now that all my work travel is remote, I can always go first class!"

Seemed like winter would never end.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance to a 'Starbucks'."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

Comfort zone

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I don't like roughing it..."

'And for our middle-aged customers, we've developed this orthopaedic backrest.'

Pet a Puppy

"Yes, I DO work from home. How do you know?"

In Case of Emergency, Take Me Out, Hug Me And Cry.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Introducing the Tofuton

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

Electric Blanket.

'Do you have a size eight that looks like a seven, and feels like a nine?'

My comfort zone

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

New! COVID-19 jeans.

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

Lazy Susan

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline