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'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Double Saxophone

"Would anyone like to say any final words about Carl from accounting?"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Jumble Sale

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Footballer playing for time

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"This is the worst gum disease I've ever seen...I'd suggest you eat more vegetarians."

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Bunny TV.

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."