Comedy Travelers Prints

"Oh, bugger!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Business acquaintances on holiday

The Chippendales go through airport security.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Maps to the house arrests of the stars