Comedy Travelers Mugs

"Oh, bugger!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Gondolier Hat

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"And this is my niece. She's four. She'd also love to eat you."