Travel Comedy Fans Prints

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Holiday Luggage

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.