Comedy Skit Creator Gifts

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Paging for a Doctor

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Joe Hundredaire

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

"Leave the toilet."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'The job is yours if you're willing to shave.'