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"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Paging for a Doctor

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Joe Hundredaire

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Leave the toilet."

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

Blood Donor Centre

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"