Comedy King Gifts

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Son, I want to talk to you about the birds, the bees, and the attorney client privilege.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

"Did you order takeout?"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Cow makes beautiful moosic.

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'How animals mark their territory'

Remote controlled jester.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Up your end.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Life Imitates Arf....

Curious Bits - Men's Brains