Comedy In Politics Pillows

Sean Hannity

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

The Art of Misdirection

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

War of Words

Stay the Course.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"Vote for me!"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Trump's Speechwriters

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

Brexit Trip

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.