Comedy In Confusion Pillows

"There was no large metal object in your rib cage after all. Turns out I was just seeing this old-timey doctor thing on my forehead."

British savings accounts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Non-Drip ?

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Sunday in the park'

"Just junk mail."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

worrying letters

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"Do you keep stationery here?"

Converge Center - Merge Left, Merge Right.

Park: Sorry Full.

"Leave that bit."

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"

Confusing Road Signs: Next 250 MI

Chilled drinks cabinet.

"I sent out the laundry."

'New Glasses?'

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

'Norman, I think things are going to turn nasty!'