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"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Zombie standup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Baby Mozart.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Snail Pattern Balding.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Pranking Zombies

Musical Pondering.

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Discus accidents.

The Puck Stops Here.

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Musical arrows.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Musician Target Practice

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

'The Paginator.'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Gangster shoots musical notes.

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

Pile of Music Notes

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

'Take a love letter.'

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'