Comedy Cheer Prints

Golf cheerleaders.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Red for me, please.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Meet the Plagiarist

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"Missing elf"

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

'How often does he go on line?'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

"A little peace and quiet."

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'I've been really good this year, Santa. I only got two ASBOs.'

Take all the time you want.