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"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

reincarnated worm...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Guide fish.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Shark Chum

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.