Boating Comedian T-Shirts

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Japanese Whaling

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Tom Cruise

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Thank goodness you're here!'