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'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Many clowns in rowboat

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

School Crossing

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Fart propelled speedboat.

Revenge of the Fish

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Clear Lake.

"The sharks did a job on us, but on the brightside, a small school is friendlier than a large one!"

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'Whoah - surfs up!'