Comedy And Tragedy Aficionado Pillows

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"I said slime."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Old rocker.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

Bob's Driving School.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."