Comedy And Tragedy Aficionado Pillows

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I said slime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Old rocker.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Bob's Driving School.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'