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Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."