Comedy Afterlife Explorer T-Shirts

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Halo Frisbee.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"You run into a window, too?"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."