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Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You run into a window, too?"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."