Comedically Inclined Fitness Enthusiast Mugs

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"To be or not to be."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Running

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Exercise now!

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'