Comedic Fitness Aficionados Mugs

Jeff was watching his weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Brawnstorming session.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Keep fit.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."