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'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

Ice fisher.

'Been waiting long?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He did it for us.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Hamburger Bait

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

No 2 Hook

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Eskimo ice fishing.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Arctic fishing

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."