Comedically Frustrated Patients Mugs

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"

List making as therapy.

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Taking blood pressure

'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

Dentistry jokes.

"Still won't start?"

"Tell me if this hurts."

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"