Comedic Spirits Prints

'It's a vest for life.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Diving Cat.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Washing Machine Torture

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I warned her that too much dieting could be a danger to her health!'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"I know you won the lottery George, but is this the best you can up with?"

". . . ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a handful of ground coriander, the zest of a lemon. . ."

'Yes, Master is drunk, but don't worry, I've stolen his car keys...'

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

Teapot

He's working his way up to lions!

"Do I look like the sort who knows anything about lawns?"

'Man, why don't you get a life!'

"Your uniform has arrived for working for the royal male."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Let me give you some advice on marriage, Joe. . . try to think of me as the pope. . .'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'The only good drive I made all morning was the ride back from the stupid golf course.'