Comedic Plant Owner Prints

"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'We finally found a way to break the deadlock in our negotiations. I'll need a deck of cards and some poker chips.'

Herb garden

Searching for condom.

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'...You are on a waiting list to be ill.'

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

"I'm thinking of investing. Do you invest?"

Farmer fighting off snail

"Thank goodness I'm only renting."

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

Schrodinger's cat-box

'Hey, knucklehead! You're standing on my tale!'

'That parrot is really repeating on me.'

Balloon dog fouling path,