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Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

'What is all the racket up here?!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Drunken Ass

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

I covet you, too, Fred.

King paper plane.

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup