Comedic Monarch Prints

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'What is all the racket up here?!'

Model's aspirations

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Ice Sculpting Classes.

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'

Drunken Ass

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

I covet you, too, Fred.

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

King paper plane.