Comedic Kids Prints

'I'm the only kid on the block whose parents deduct a 'management fee' from his allowance.'

'Fetch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

They Removed my Brain.

Jumble Sale

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Meals on Heels.

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'Dads On Steroids' Dad swung his child through fence accidentally.

'I think you may have over done the pelvic floor exercise!'

Model's aspirations

Chatterbox Monkey

'It's called a monogram, not a shirt tattoo.'