Comedic Fire Drill Pillows

Fire at the British Museum

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Duh!"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Man fights with his shadow.

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Shooting in Ireland

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

"Will you accept my master's card?"

'Do you have something in mind?'

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'

The annual burning of the winter coats.

Building Problem

'Well, it's a LITTLE frustrating...no one pays any attention to the fire drills!'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Acme Windows - In case of emergency, please replace glass

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

He's useless at DIY."

'Honey, can you put the cat out...!'

Call Blocker Has Always Been the Tekemarketer's Enemy.