Comedic Explorer Of Absurdity Mugs

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Crab with a clown face.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Operation.

UFO and snowman

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

Lambo

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Khan Hunt

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

A Heated Argument

Tourist is told to go home by a monument