Comedic Ear Cleaner Prints

Cotton Buds.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The Rolling Bones

He Did It!

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

The damage from wearing headphones.

"Will you accept my master's card?"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"The applications are limitless."

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Hammering Away

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Disturbance of the Inner Ear

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"

'Get a move on, you're late!'

Dating app for dogs

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

Man makes a foam beard when shaving.

"I know t's tech-support, but, for two fifty a minute, I expect you to talk dirty."

"Good news - my boss won a lot at poker last night, so if you can wait, we're going to lower the price."