Comedic Creditor T-Shirts

"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Pop up begger.

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

At The Clown Bank.

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

Safety Pin

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."