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"Hold on. Someone tagged me in a photo."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"Complaining empowers us."