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'Listen, no tantrums, we are going to my mother's!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

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Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

UNFADED GLORY

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

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"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

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"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."