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'Listen, no tantrums, we are going to my mother's!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

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'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

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"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

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Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'