Comedic Choir Enthusiasts Pillows

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

No Instruments Please

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Lion Choir.

Pastoral Choirs

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Angel and Devil Music.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'