Comedic Choir Enthusiasts Mugs

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

No Instruments Please

The Dog Choir

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Pastoral Choirs

Lion Choir.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Angel and Devil Music.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."