Comedic Cargo Aficionado Prints

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Sleigh Ride

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"