Comedians On Holiday T-Shirts

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Occu-Pie Mars

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

The Month of August

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Football Delivery

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Are we broke yet?'

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'