Comedians On Holiday Prints

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

The Month of August

Woody Allen

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Football Delivery

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Leftie Trump

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Are we broke yet?'

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Cracked Quacks Strip: Cosmetic surgeon mix up.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'