"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"
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"There are several words I could use to describe your condition, but I'm leaning towards whiney."
"I'd describe it as peckish, doctor, I'm feeling peckish."
'Waddaya mean.. you're worried about wine flu?'
"First of all, Madam, let's have some plain talking here...."
Little Moray's bath toys.
'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'
'Stop me if you've heard this joke before, Eve.'
"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
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'The circle is complete!'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
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