Comedian Couple Mugs

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Stand-up Romcom

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'I gave him the best years of my life. That's true. Then we got married.'

"You have your emotional support animal and I have mine."

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

Certificate in Living Room Celebrating Three Days Without Argument

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"I want to make it with you."

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."