Couple Comedian Mugs

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'I gave him the best years of my life. That's true. Then we got married.'

'Our combined debt is £418,000. No one can take that way from us.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Stand-up Romcom

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"You have your emotional support animal and I have mine."

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

"I want to make it with you."

Certificate in Living Room Celebrating Three Days Without Argument

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'