Color Whiz Mugs

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

It's academic

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Divine Intervention

"No conifering, please."