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"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Best Laid Plans

Trash-talkin' artists

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Tank color choices.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Entropy Seminar.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Paint fight art!

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

A color test planet

putin and social media

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'