Colonial Reenactor Mugs

'I'm a moderate.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

"Friend or foe?"

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Knight school.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Medieval Page Boy