Colonial Home Lover Mugs

'We're looking for an authentic colonial house.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

William Bentinck

The Big Tree

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Here come the revisionists."

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Cottage Industry

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"People don't live like that anymore."

Satan in the fireplace

"Kick ass!"

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Thanks for house sitting!

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'