Colonial History Lover Mugs

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'

'It's a whole new ball game.'

William Bentinck

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

Knight Golfing

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

'Where was the TSA?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"It is we."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

New Resident of Downing Street

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I'm having my entrails read."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Hoxton map.